Post by clenski on Apr 2, 2007 11:20:29 GMT -5
> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due
> to very serious health risks.
>
> As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,
> he ran across an ad in the newspaper
> for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>
> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But
> desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight
> loss
> program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when
> he answers, there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed
> in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the
> weight loss company.
> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have
> me!"
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A
> few miles later, huffing and puffing,
> he finally catches her and is too tired to have his
> way with her.
>
> After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to
> himself, "I like the way this company
> does business!" The same girl shows up for the next
> two days and the same thing happens.
>
> The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
> to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
> program. The next day there's a knock
> at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful, pinky woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
> Reebok running shoes and a sign
> around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you
> can have me."
>
> He's out the door after her like a shot.
>
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
> very long while to catch her, but when
> he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the next
> four days,
> the same routine happens and much to his delight, on
> the fifth day he weighs himself and
> found he has lost another 20 lb as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
> order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are
> you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
> "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
> felt this good in years.
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he
> opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
> running shoes and a sign around
> his neck that reads,
> "If I catch you, you're mine."
hehehehe.. ingat po!