Post by clenski on Apr 2, 2007 10:41:15 GMT -5
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls.
They prefer
presentable and neat girls. [Of course, good looks
won't hurt.]
2. Guys hate flirts. ;D
3. A guy likes you for a minute, then forget you
afterwards. (This
usually goes for strangers.)
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it just
means you're
not thinking the way he is. [This hasn't been true in
a long time]
5. Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls
in mini skirts.
(When we say brains, we don't mean geeks.)
6. "Are you doin' somethin'?" or Have you eaten
already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just so
to get away from
stammering. [The keyword here is _usual_.]
7. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they
go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care
about.
8. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all
your bad
characteristics.
9. Guys go gaga over a girl's smile!
10. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but
would unluckily
get the wrong one.
11. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to
get an
impression from you. But they are actually
price-conscious people.
12. Guys virtually brag about anything.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
[Entirely not
true! Well... It may be true for a lot of guys, but
everyone's like
this.]
14. Guys think too much.
15. Guys hate it when you talk much about your
ex-boyfriend.
16. When a guy wants to meet your parents... let him.
17. A guy wants to tell you many things, but he
can't. And they sure
have one bad habit to gain courage (and spirit) to
tell you
everything, and that is drinking!
18. Guys cry.
19. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
20. Don't provoke a guy to heat up... believe me... he
will!
21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
22. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
23. When you touch a guy's heart there's no turning
back.
24. Giving a guy a hanging message like, "You know,
what... uh...
never mind," would make him jump to a conclusion
that's far from what
you're thinking.
25. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.
26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer
when they talk to the girl they really like. [I
wonder if the author
of this piece knows the word ``articulate''...]
27. When a guy makes a prolonged "um..." or makes many
excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually
saying that he
doesn't like you and he cannot lay down the card for
you.
28. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow"
especially when they are given clues that the girl
likes them.
29. A girl's height doesn't really matter to a guy...
but her weight
does!
30. Guys tend to get serious with their relationships
and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!
31. When a guy gets something that is too unyielding
for a girl, it
would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
32. It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend
after they broke
up especially when they've been together for 3 years
or more. [Talk
about an understatement.]
33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl
he got so
involved with and it would take long before he commits
himself again.
34. You have to tell the guy what you really want
before he gets the
message clearly.
35. It's not actually cute giggling behind a guy's
back. It's more of
an insult for him.
36. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical and
emotional
aspects. But take note, once a guy matures, you
girls would surely
be impressed with him.
37. A guy has to experience rejection because if he's
too good - never
been busted, never been in love and hurt - he won't
mature and grow
up.
38. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves
physically.
39. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by
their enemy or
by another guy but not with girls. Guys meddle with
girls could
either be gays or bastards. [Definitely not true.
Perhaps this was
true back when pregnant dogy girls weren't even heard of.]
40. (Some) guys hate gays!
41. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty
behind a girl's back.
42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do,
like smoking and
drinking.
43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become
girl thingycats with
their girlfriends.
44. Without girls, guys would end up zombies without
anything to do
or talk about. [Ever hear two geeks talking to each
other?]
45. Guys are curious beings.
46. Guys talk about themselves too much and are turned
off by girls
who do the same.
47. Guys have a strong passion to change but have a
weak will power.
48. When a guy pretends to calm and collected, check
if he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he's nervous.
49. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He may
pick on her and
start teasing her. [Umm...]
50. When a guy says he's goin' crazy about a girl...
he really is.
51. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The act
doesn't look
cheap on them.
52. When you keep a guy waiting for you for 80
minutes, of course,
it isn't OK! He's just trying to be nice.
53. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just
actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."
54. It is a fact that guys are physically superior
than girls but
emotionally inferior. Girls easily cry while guys can
hold their
emotions but cannot control it once they burst it out.
They could
either cry, smoke, drink or be violent.
55. Guys don't really have final decisions.
56. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
57. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
58. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something.
59. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love
at first sight,
but courts the girl anyway and then realizes at the
end that he was
wrong.
60. Guys hate girls who act as if they're going to
hell.
61. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute bedroom
voice on the
phone.
62. Guys like femininity but not feebleness.
63. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they
do. [Not quite.]
64. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a
lifetime... he does.
65. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but
can never be
sure unless the girl tells it to him herself.
66. A guy would waste his time over video games and
basketball, the
way girls would do over their romance and makeups.
[Not true.]
67. Guys love girls who can cook.
68. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no
kidding!
69. You can never understand him unless you listen to
him.
70. Guys love their moms.
71. A guy has more problems that you can't see with
your naked eyes.
72. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to
get you a couple
of red roses.
73. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use
this to your
advantage.
74. Guys often think about girls who like them. But
this does not
necessarily mean that the guy likes her.
75. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the
first sign of
rejection.
76. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be
surprised!
77. Girls who bathe in their eau de parfums do more
repelling than
attracting guys.
78. Guys are more talkative than girls especially when
the topic is
about girls.
79. Guys don't comprehend the word "get lost" too
well. [Most of us
don't comprehend it at all!]
80. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl... don't
try hard to
duplicate it, otherwise he can see it right through
you.
81. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable
decisions but still love them all the more for that.
82. Beware: A guy can make a gossip scatter through
half of the face
of the earth faster than girls can.
83. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious grin at
your jokes, he
finds them either unamusing or offending and he's just
trying to be
polite.
84. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are
unlike girls do.
[Not true!]
85. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get to
know you,
they'll realize they're wrong. [Exactly the way girls
generalize guys,
except they never realize they're wrong.]
86. If a guy tells you about his problems it doesn't
mean he needs
your advice. He only needs someone to listen.
87. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own.
He's just too
stubborn to deal with it. [Not necessarily.]
88. Guys hate it when girls find themselves cute. [A
lot of the guys I
know (including me) actually find it kindda cute.]
89. Guys find it secure when a girl swears. [But not
if she swears
more than we do.]
90. Guys learn from experience and not from romance
novels, giving
girls a quite head start. [Geeks learn from SF
(science fiction). If
you like a geek, brush up on your Star Trek or Babylon
5. PS. Star
Wars sucks.]
91. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help
from about his
problem with you, may end up being admired by your
boyfriend.
92. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or a
stranger, it
doesn't mean he's cheating on you.
93. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends.
[Most guys find it
okay if their GFs leash them in. Just be sure the
leash is long
enough.]
94. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend steals
his girlfriend's
attention away from him. [I haven't met a guy who's
not like this.]
95. Guys weakest point is at the knee.
96. Like Eve... girls are guys' weaknesses.
97. Guys are very open about themselves.
98. No guy is bad when he is courting. (Yeah right!)
99. When problems arise, a guy usually keeps his cool
but is already
thinking of a way out.
100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe
him. But don't
let him wait that long.
101. Guys are not too conscious about their looks
which shows they're
not good in fixing things. [Eeengk! Wrong again!]
lol... i hope u like it katuwaan lng nmn to...
tc... ;D
